Friday, November 30, 2007

everwhere, i see chiendent...


i went to the cinema today and had quite the experience: i watched quite possibly the worst film i've ever sat entirely through at the cinemas, ensemble, c'est tout. (an adaptation from the book of the same title. and boy does it feel like it. the book was 573 pages long, which is pretty hefty. so you would imagine that the person responsible for the script was someone truly in love with the book. but claude berri clearly isn't at all.) the film have a totally pointless english title hunting and gathering. what does this have to do with the film? how could this possibly be seen to fit in with the domestic moeurs that are on display? the french title actually makes sense, because it literally is a film about togetherness, with everyone learning to just get on. as the english tag line goes 'love might be closer than you think'. it's probably the only thing in the film that does make sense...

but it is quite strange that i feel so compelled to sit through any film whatsoever at the cinema, even if i haven't paid for it. today's adventure was the result of a free ticket. and thank you sincerely very much to that person who gave it to me! i was fully prepared for to see a very average film, but berri out did himself. the film is actually so crap that its crappiness became a redeeming quality. in the end, the conversation that resulted from this film was probably even more interesting and funny then a solidly 'average' film, even one that borders on 'good'. as though we had just watched a comedy, we recounted to each other, laughing all the while, the many story lines and their mini-story lines that continued to bud (dans le rhizome il y a le meilleur et le pire: c'est le chiendent, nous avertit m. d.) and how none of them went anywhere. for example, we wonder why we're show the meetings between camille and her mother. there is no story line developed here. the scenes only serve to show us that mother and daughter don't get on. and to add a couple more quips about how camille should put on weight. but even this isn't meant as a running joke. you're a skeleton you need to put on weight kind of thing. it's a simple superfluous statement.

one of the funniest bits, for me, since i could see it happening and turned to my neighbour to whisper my prediction, was when a car appears in one scene out of nowhere, and i wonder 'wow franck has a car, even though he's a dirt poor cook living with an aristocrat in an huge dirty old inner city parisian apartment. he mustn't be too bad off after all'. but in the middle of a conversation with his grandmother franck cuts short the chit-chat and declares to the others, and us, that he's just going to duck out and take the rental car back. it was particularly funny because it was an extremely rare point of clarity in the film. the rest of it remains opaque and impervious, like a tangled mass of floating seaweed of a story line invading new virginal territories.

but it is here that lies the surprising interest to be found in the film. it is unintentionally very comical and its opacity renders it rather difficult to make real sense of according to any sort of traditional narrative framework. in this respect the film is quite reminiscent of a robbe-grillet film because it is both funny (robbe-grillet we might assume is purposefully humorous, if his personal character is anything to judge by), and also works with the bare bones of a story that appears to be in constant grasp of the viewer, but it is never attained. and if it ever is actually attained, the viewer quickly drops it as another incongruous element of the story is revealed which brings the rest into contradiction, or in this film's case, renders it irrelevant. moreover, like robbe-grillet, we note that there is a surplus of detail at work that adds another layer of difficulty to the story: surplus story lines, characters, character conversations, scenes and clarifications (ah, the wonderful rental car!). and this surplus might even be taken to be the result of major cuts in the story, because it actually appears to produce gapping holes. in other words, hunting and gathering, as with robbe-grillet, is attempting to work within an established tradition (here it appears to be a sort of light drama, or even a lite bourgeois french film: it is tagged on the flyer as 'romantic fable'...) and unwittingly, and quite perversely it must be said for a film which is sold as a safe, comfortable bourgeois film, undoes its ultimate goal of gentle emotional heart-tugging. all of this results in something of an odd experience where the film's characters talk to each other on a purely surface level without really interacting, so that the film verges on being an inadvertant abstract wonder.

p.s for the record, the only film i've actually walked out on is cut, that terrible horror movie with a pointless bit part by kylie minogue.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

foreign minister "speaks" french



earlier this year at apec kevin rudd caused a stir because he dared to be polite enough to welcome the chinese president hu in his native tongue. alexander downer condemnded rudd saying he was just showing off, boasting he spoke french and learned it in only one month! that sure was impressive. and he bagged out rudd again today at the meet the press debate of foreign ministers claiming rudd's a 'show off'. that seems pretty damn childish. and this man was once leader of the opposition! and downer, it is said, is keen to be pm, to challenge turnbull and costello for the leadership should the liberals win again. well the proof of downer's french talents is in the pudding. today at the meet the press debate downer attempted to show off himself saying 'c'est vrai que je parle français mais alors je suis le ministre des affaires étrangères d'australie et il faut parler anglais si vous êtes australien'. really? all the time downer? even when you attend the opening of the musée du quai branly you shouldn't be kind enough to say a few words in the native tongue to thank them for their welcome? but of course not! but i feel your pain downer, your french is clearly at the lower end of say second semester beginners' french, if even that, and so it would be rather embarassing to bust it out. clearly saying you speak a language is a little different from saying some lines from a phrase book, and even more so from rudd's undeniable mastery of manadrin. how nice it would be to have a pm who speaks a foreign language!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

film music: delerue

UPDATE


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here's a crazy update! delerue's music popped where else, but on a l'oréal ad with jane fonda! she was of course in one godard film, tout va bien, and had another made about her lettre à jane.

of course, l'oréal couldn't truely cash in on the culture product of le mépris and the beauty of the film, because they could never have gotten the actual actress from the film, ms brigtte bardot. she's been was too busy these days to be concerned with beauty products what with her support of le pen. (she is of course married to bernard d'ormale, a f.n executive.) as well as writing a book, un cri dans le silence, which attacks islam, gays, the unemployed, teachers and illegal immigrants, and calls for a return of the guillotine. wow! what a busy lady! what a real shame it is that she's not still kicking around making films to keep her busy!



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Monday, November 12, 2007

"opposition in the house...!!!


of representatives!"


some key cliches in this election summed up.

check out the garrett dancer, so much more accurate a portrayal than that of the wannabe ian curtis dancing in closer.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

robbe-grillet, le dico

this is just a blog for r-g really isn't it? damn it!

with all the other many writers i've studied in my time, and boy have there been many i must say, i have never come across examples of their work in the dictionary. with the exception of r-g. and i wonder if it's always as reflective upon their work as the r-g examples i've noticed in le nouveau petit robert.

under the entry for 'fourvoyer' : “de s’être fourvoyé dès le début et n’apercevant pas le moyen de se tirer d’affaire” robbe-grillet.
(which is for those concerned page 151 of dans le labyrinthe. always convenient to have the word you’re looking given as the dictionary’s example.)

i have come across other r-g’s citations too, which also match up with other r-g preoccupations, like torture, and sexual abuse. will post in due season. (haha! “season”)

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Update.

just proved myself wrong. nothing overtly r-gesque about 'béquilles':

béquille: 'il marche à l'aide d'une béquille de bois placée sous l'aisselle" robbe-grillet. surely this is also from dans le labyrinthe.

reading the dico for quotes is fun! look! godard and truffaut are also here under 'foutre'! how befitting. a lovely quote too:

'si vous n'aimez pas la mer, si vous n'aimez pas la montagne, si vous n'aimez pas la ville, allez vous faire foutre!' (godard et truffaut, 'à bout de souffle', film.)

(i love here how the dico is playing 'can't be sure who wrote this bit' game. truffaut script, godard brillant improviser.... discussion!) makes you wonder if there is a list of quotes that le petit robert draws on? why does it like dans le labyrinthe so much? wouldn't it do better picking from r-g's most celebrated, la jalousie? and films! i've never noticed that before. that's great! belmondo should get cited here too.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

film music

very interesting to see scorsese talking about film music the other day martin scorsese l'émotion par la musique. i'm not at all well-versed in scorsese. and so i have to say that his use of music has never really struck me, with the obvious important exception of taxi driver's fantastic score by the incomparable bernard hermann. my other main memory of scorsese's film music is from casino and his reuse of george delerue's gorgeous music composed for le mépris (this music, as beautiful as it is, pop's up with annoying frequency everywhere to wink faithfully at you like an old friend). scorsese, it turns out, is more than a simple visual-ocentric film historian and knows the history of film music very well. in this doco he talks at length about his passion for hermann and appears to know his career very well. apparently for cape fear the decision that they should re-use hermann's original score was a simultaneous de niro/scorsese light-bulb moment. (interestingly, delerue isn't cited at all in imdb listing. not even in the triva. nor for casino.) i think the idea of taking film music written specifically for one film and planting it straight into another is just going to far with the intertextual game. there's something that makes this sort of intertextual play really heavy handed, as though the music carries too much of the original film's connotations into the new context. if the idea was to pay homage to the original the result is more likely to be laughable, something straight from a scary movie skit. or maybe it’s more like woody allen in bananas wondering where that music’s coming from and then looking the cupboard to find a man playing violin… an unrelated example of the horrors of tampering with the original score of film is afro dizzy act's unspectacular idea of playing new music live over a screening of alphaville. i was never sure what the purpose of this was. was the music meant to function in a typical film music manner? clearly not, since the band assembled on a stage in front of the screen, blocking the spectator (now turned concert-goer)'s view, no doubt with the music too loud to appreciate any of the other original sound qualities of the film. if the band had wanted some nice visuals to go with their concert they could have done this with any range of different films apart from alphaville. and this film has had other attacks as well, such as ambient electronic "artist" scanner's attempt to 'share in the spirit of alphaville'. why this film? why not one of the maoist revolutionary films? or how about asian dub foundation's attempt at music accompaniment for la haine. let's bring it all back home... delerue did the music for the screen adaptation of r-g's les gommes. r-g however was not involved in its production (delerue does have r-g connection however, writing music for r-g's l'immortelle). i wonder if this music was reused for the film, perhaps from le mepris. if anyone knows how to get a hold of this film, i'd love to see it. unfortunately, it's not in r-g's biblio at imec.